Saturday, October 21, 2006

Something To Put Wood Pellets

Nievee alive! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Thursday, August 3, 2006

Brittany Stone Stream

ALREADY HERE!

'm up to the hilt to have deep thoughts every time I see this and not have anyone next to tell, but now I feel obliged to warn humanity about something terrible, chilling ... apocalyptic messages camouflaged and only I have been able to decipher ...
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First post apocalyptic invasion is brewing a terrible giant pickle mutant. ARE EVERYWHERE! They hide, we lie in wait, hidden hope that everything is ready for an imminent invasion. Meanwhile act by some rare royo hypnosis Coconut absorbing all that when we and everyone at the bottom of our arduous nature with the Earth can be effortless. Tree Nut El Rincon are garlic, are responsible for these pickles mutate and turn them into killing machines, but someone tries to secretly warn these giant images can be found all over london, by buses, the walls .. are trying to tell us something. Meanwhile
I noticed that people are strange. The pickles are soaking the brain without realizing it, we are turning into mindless creatures. And apocalyptic signs everywhere. Example, the other day I saw a sign that immigrants asked to vote for right-wing government because apparently the Socialists ¬ ¬ treated much worse. Something is not right.
second example, the same day on the bus I saw a boy of 12 years at most with your friends by sending an sms with the word HIGH to 5115, repeat: HIGH to 5115. Definitely people are going crazy, pickles start acting! And there are children among the victims!
And now, the most chilling ... Corner is not only participating in this, there are more people who are preparing for the arrival of the Giant Pickle Mutantes, without going too far .... MY FATHER. Activity
o_O I the other day so happy the pantry and I find this ...
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Hell, my dad works for them! Responsible for mutate and fatten their own pantry is a genetic lab that creates Chung Mutant Giant Pickle ... and this is only the beginning! The next time you come to my father's house to meet me suspect that hundreds and hundreds of pickles 10 times larger than these .. Hell, we have no escape!
For some strange reason someone wanted me to be responsible for announcing the coming of the apocalypse pickles, revealing all these signals to share with the rest of the world. Moreover, I have in mind as a sort of premonition of people screaming hysterically and giant pickles making a sharp, grating sound something like .... HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHJJJJ If you prefer to think I'm paranoid alla Pirada you, I have noticed ... By the time I'm going to build a shelter antipepinillos. You will come and ask me to let you go when millions of macropepinillos occupy the streets, I will tell you who I open ^ ^
Happy end of the world
vinegary

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Are There Any Games Exactly Like Poptropica?

ACCOUNTS YOU FRIEND TODAY HARMONY?

think it's time to confess. I can not anymore, I need help psquiatrica.
Everything that follows may sound like a way of perola ... and it is in fact, but it is also real, and I worry.
write to demand a decent psychiatric center where early morning treat problems with alarm.

Well, my alarm clock tells me. Well, talk about them. Every morning I say something, and I answer, and as I'm newly awakened, I rule no good, then I can not think think that an "idiot, the clocks do not speak, you're just freaking out."
Well no sir! Normally keep conversations with my alarm clock every morning, and right now I do not remember any conversation interesting but has been. Some mornings we play. Other days I propose evil plans. But the rarest did make 3 days or so ...

ran 7 in the morning. My wake me awake, I get angry with him and echo the anger. Then I look and I see him in a corner scared shitless. After a while when I'm going to jump up, "Great, now I have not spoken because he was scared." As I was saying that my brain was reacting and thinking "what the fuck am I saying?". I look at my clock and see it stamped in the corner of the table, but I remember exactly what I saw (or flipped) when he threw the fight. ALARM HAD MY FACE affright. I made a sketch of the individual in question:

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was more or less well, only instead of 0:20 was 7 am, and was inclined backwards as if the shock is ubiera half-fainted.
Having said that, here's my complaint:

PLEASE KNOW OF SOMEONE WHO TRY TALKING ALARM CASES THAT YOU CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. AND IF YOU Pill BRING ME ONE WAY PANISHOP Napolitano. THANKS.

Monday, May 1, 2006

Ballet Slipper Cake Pattern

Take a stroll through the mind of a disturbed girl

As everyone knows, when you're testing is useless study. The best thing to do is anything that you can not think to do when you have free time. For example, reading my books for children. And hey, what things.

In a book I discovered that my mother, of all my ewes, had written:
"Lies, lies, lies.
Soledad, uncertainty, loneliness.
Wait, certainly more solitude.
Sadness, tears, longing.
Adios.
not mind.
Peñaza woman."

I found another book more or less the same time, but is not that she should be to rob the woman of my father. In this book the above talk of seedlings and care they need. That's funny, you talking about botany happily as the woman who will just steal the husband writes in another notebook on the damage you've done. Ehem ... ( FOX) Who said that? ...

Another book, the December 31, 1999 in the afternoon I started talking about how he was going to be the entrance to 2000. I found it funny: "Every year empalmabamos that morning we could see the sunrise. This year as we convince mothers and we're going to see the park" . Oops! Convince mothers ... mothers OUR FAMILY! not remember but I suspect that this year also got to see the sunrise through the window. For them even if we would spend New Year's Eve waiting for the dawn there asomadicas.
In this notebook there is also a hint of this story that was beginning and never ending. Needless to say the argument this sentence pretty much sums up what promised the book: "... and the tree winked at me. I guess mine would be hallucinations because I know that the cork does not have eyes. Do not deny it! Huh? I am well informed! " Wooooooow so young and already so sophisticated that elegantee humor! Next

notebook childhood and preadolescence:
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do not remember very well, but I suspect that I did not write that ... o_O

This gives more punishment because it was older, in 3 º ESO. That was when I gave my dear web cam still with me, and I wanted to make a video premiere movie type muda o algo así ..xD
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Que HARTE tenía pordios! Oye, todo lo original que podía ser una minimujer de 14 años

Y por último, mención honorífica extraordinaria a mi SUPERLIBRETADEPOESIAS!!!!
Las ridiculeces que escribía de peque cuando aprendí a "rimar". Pondría el Poema a las Articulaciones pero es demasiado ridículo así que si tengo que elegir uno pongo Arena del Desierto que es aún más ridiculo y surrealista :-)

"Elisa Mom and I
and Desert Sand
at home in darkness
(which seemed to claim) was made a mist

and I can not remember the rest. Arena


Elisa was my dog was my sister and I
call me Mary

found a small frog from a hole in the road
leaning out the window.

But Desert Sand
bit the little frog
and died instantly
out of the window and Elisa

punishment without apple desserts.

No eating or drinking, poor
Desert Arena! Elisa

Catigara the sinister house with the frog

died and you and you remember the rest. "


Woow! [Plas plas plas plas] OOotra, oootra!
I've been since I wrote to 8 years old to investigate deeply the meaning of this poem, but in the end I come to the conclusion that surely my concept of poetry was based on simple ideas together with no relation to the sole condition that rhyme. Only then explains how the frog could die out by the window when the dog bit him. And it also explains that the bitch is so cock eat apple desserts. Anyway it would welcome any kind of contribution to research.

En fín, si me da la neura igual pongo otro día alguna más de las ridículas para que mi arte no caiga en el olvido. A más ver alcornoques-guiñaojos.


Sunday, April 30, 2006

Acu Maternity Uniforms

a tissue please

La niña llorona llora.
La niña llorona pasa un buen día y luego llora.
Llora porque se acaba un buen día.
Llora porque aunque empiece otro buen día también acabará.
La niña llorona siempre se siente sola aunque está rodeada de mucha gente.
La niña llorona se lleva las manos a la cabeza, y se las mancha de sangre.
Manos llenas de sangre invisible.
Invisible como ella.
La niña llorona llora mire donde mire.
Mira como llueve por la ventana y llora por que el cielo llora.
Mira el arcoiris y llora por no poder tocarlo.
La niña llorona puede reir y llorar a la vez.
Puede bailar, puede cantar, pero siempre llorando.
A la niña llorona le duele el pecho de tanto llorar.
La niña llorona solo quiere secar sus infinitas lagrimas.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Where To Buy Life Is Good

so much stress and insomnia, and I'm Hungry

Demos un paseo por los pensamientos de Jara:

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The first line of shit they devoted all their real estate expensive apartments put to all those who have decided to go to salou just the week we want to go (of course for us screwing us), and God for putting the beaches as far from budget apartments.

The following command lines are the educational system for inventing the selectivity, the teachers for failing to catch him coseguido us a taste of this study, and again to God, for creating the years with so few months, the months so few days and days with so few hours.

The following are the owe to my dear cousin Moni and decide to marry at exam time, the company that I have created the need for any Lao alcoholics undergoing open bar (and bounce fucking hangover all day Sunday to avoid to study), and finally back to God for creating women as imperfect as they have to waste time plucking a valiolisimo to wear a skirt.

shit The last rows of the zampo me by myself for being so Anacleto so vague, so stressed, so hysterical and a long list and I list enough times that day.

And considering that there is no god, the shit that was plenty for him, and besides, I do not think I can with my own shit, so if someone wants to tell me we can negotiate a reasonable price (that you want I need to peel)

By the way, I look for cheap tickets salou up to nine people, or even 5, and sleep in pyramid.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

One Man Sand Rail Plans

without valerian

as fuck when you get an attack of hunger, going to the kitchen with a smile in the face waiting to meet with a paradise of delicacies and everything is nice and colorful, but you cross the door of the kitchen remember that your fridge is empty and everything is gray and ugly. You stand in front of the fridge 10 minutes watching carefully and hoping that magically the vegetables, the fruit of Actimel and mayonnaise combine to form a cheese sandwich greasy bacon and sausage. Arduous nature comes that moment where you've already eaten all the bread bimbo a capella, but your stomach wants more and more substance. You start to ask yourself the pan out at 6 pm to make a beef steak. But tea contains. In your automatic multiple visits to the kitchen (keep going even though you know nothing) babies to muzzle the juice carton to avoid having to admit that you got up your leverage in vain. You think, "Wow, look what you bacon, if you get bored up attic wing to give the bike or study!" But logically this idea will seem much less useful. You know that 5 hours before the test or when you look in the mirror and see your pleats will regret that decision, but decide to return to the kitchen can not help but approach her again imagining an Eden of calories until you remember that surprise OH ! Remains empty. Your refrigerator is starting to get angry as you are about to take an apple ... Noooooo do not do it! Do not you know that's not fattening? So is the forbidden fruit! Was so frowned upon in paradise for a place q is eating low-calorie things do not deserve to call paradise! Ponder for a moment about the mysterious value of the fruit, vegetables and legumes. If science would have found a utility would not have to get rid of them comiendonoslas. These thoughts keep you distracted for a while, but then your blood flow is redirected from your brain to your stomach and come back to hear the incessant roar. I despair. Cry. Well no, but almost. Investigating new locations. The cabinet of the oil? but if there there just oil rice vinegar salt and ketchup ... mmm ... ketchup Well, you're falling ever lower. Ketchup a capella. You could aber happened before bimbo bread to eat, so at least they had accompanied each other.

do I want to have an interesting life if I can elaborate both bullshit like this?
Now if I go to Studio.

Sunday, February 5, 2006

Center Console Boat In Ontario

jariyajander @ 2006-02-05T16: 11:00

has been a noteworthy weekend ....

FRIDAY: My friend from childhood, q ace he returned a few months after confessing that disappeared 4 years out of the closet abia, aora we jump with the bombshell that was to become drac, acts of gambling dens and called Vanessa ... NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING! We gave the evening pretending orgasm Chinese (?) In the middle of the street, and I want to set off the ass but not a moment yega that ... poof ...
Then I lived a unique experience, helping to "Vanessa" to buy clothes for their shows, there's the guy trying on dresses slut in the middle of the testers and everyone watching and Descojonado ... and when he was helping the cremayera get a dress for my childhood friend with everyone around us deswebaos, I entered these deep thoughts about life like "Who would have thought that I would I star in this situation. " It was quite traumatic
that, but not satisfied with that, I come home and find my mother depressed because men are bad and do not want it, and eventually forced him out for a while with her friends ai. Very sad, the daughter at home y la madre de fiesta.

SABADO: Nada mas despertarme mi madre me dice: "ayer ligue." Se me puso una cara! No me lo creía ni yo, y en ese momento mi patetica existencia se hizo más patética aun: mi madre con 45 años yendose por ai y encima triunfando, y su hija en la flor de la vida metidita en casa como una triste y a dos velorrios. Por que? Misterios de la vida. Pero después ya si q salí yo, pa celebrar el cumple de mi primindola yara (felicidades ota vez prima!). El plan era beber en un parque con sus amigos, que en un principio la idea tenía lagunas porque acia un frío del copón, pero ahi q aguantamos como unos campeones y encima me salió completamente gratis porque lo pagaba un amigo militronchi my cousin! Then in the park militronchis met two more, but these Seville, and stuck all night with us and continue to invite / drunk. At the end of the night we were 3 aunts and two uncles (miscalculation) but the only one who was hungry ayi was a friend of my cousin, q came away with the champion, so na was a relatively quiet night in that aspect. Yes, because eventually the police profiling them all for being cooked in the portal to my cousin at 2 arming
xDD Well, miraculously, the night ended and I did not ostiao nce me abia dao the blancazo me, so it was almost night -perfect! I do not spend a penny, a dot Piye handsome, met Andalus I ended up not in the cab of the red cross ... q faltao ubiera only the Andalusians were 3 and handsome! but that was already asking demasiao. Also I refuse to have anything to celebrate Valentine, which is approaching the day that would take a bazooka and begin to exterminate. Lovebirds happy, do not feel offended that I'm only a single resentful.

DOMINGO (nausea oy): Although luck was on my side, that did not mean that I would get rid of the hangover ... no no no, it is law. I take the bus to go to my house this morning and found my ex-professor of drawing techniques, known as "Lips" for its peculiar taste to silicone and stretch the mask (originalis youth and their nicknames). I quietly sitting, I feel someone lao, I tend to watch .... "Ooooombre coincideeeencia jaaaara than happy!" 0_0 'god .... I have no escape! let me out! under me-up if necessary! But that has not gone beyond a vague thought emos echo frustrated and a hint to keep a conversation flowing. But logically we have not come, because we were still more false than flekiyo the Dionysian. Thank God that the Virgin appeared to me at my stop reincarnated Saltao e: u stop me step bye .. - A for nothing jara, weno, I'm glad to see eh? And I thought: Do not lie .... no .... not happy we hated each other from q we know ... Anyway, I think that kilometers ma shout I wanted to leave ayi, but has not said anything because I do not think qa entusiasmao eya much either nurse him the match.
Well, now I will end this beautiful weekend putting me to Studio

U_U PD: In two days, my antivirus expired and I am too lazy to find a new one, so who knows how many years till my next visitiya pass.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Braces Not For Cosmetics Reasons

jariyajander @ 2006-01 -20T17: 57:00

LJ Interests meme results
  1. haircut :
    I can not help ... take scissors in hand involves me some carnage, is an addiction ... weno but better than when you have scissors on hand to channel my anger cutting hair and eyes stabbed not my loved keridos
  2. fire :
    It is hypnotic and addictive. Combining the smell of gasoline, matches and the smell of burning is a vice. Garfield
  3. :
    -Mmmm, a crumb of biscuit .... hmmmmpf not here ... (Stir the language)-Why do not you move? "I suppose you'll be speaking to the crumbs ... >> My idol. We deserve each other: _)
  4. kesooo :
    gggggggggggggggggggggg .... (Gotiya of drool on your keyboard)
  5. les luthiers:
    are legendary, and grown with them. When you veoo ... I skip a heartbeat ... when you do not veoo ... me too late ... How lucky, how lucky! Solano
  6. :
    If collecting 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 Solano wrappers giving you a villa on the beach would have settled Oropesa.
  7. my stuffed dog :
    Yeva sleeping with me since I was born practically. The poor is falling chunks but I do not shoot!
  8. paint :
    At times it was pretty but gilinformatización aora with the world and the 20 steps that separate me from my jobi has done enough to lose interest. Sirius black
  9. :
    I love ... so mysterious ... so good ... Why all men are worth fictional characters? Or rather, why I like men just fiction? What is the name that trend sexual? hummmm ... ¬ _ ¬ 'vampires
  10. :
    and always dreaming of being a vampire (among other things), not to have this awareness that I damn bitter existence and only having to worry about biting and killing without distinction. And fly over! = D

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